No Brainer MediaWebsites by Faeren Hopkins

No Brainer Media · websites for businesses

See your website before you pay a penny.

I build a preview of your own site first and send it to your phone. Like it, and it goes live: monthly with nothing upfront, or pay once to own it. Don't, and you owe nothing.

  • Nothing upfront
  • From £89 a month
  • Live within a week
  • Prices in your currency

This is what you get after the call. Trewin Plumbing is made up; your preview uses your real reviews and details. Open it full size.

How it works

Five steps. You only pay from step four.

Most web designers ask for money, then show you something. I do it the other way round.

  1. A short call

    I've already looked at your reviews and what's online. Ten minutes on the phone is enough.

    Day 0
  2. Your preview

    A real page for your business, sent as a 15-second video of it scrolling on a phone. No links to click, nothing to install.

    Within 48 hours
  3. Yes or no

    If it's not for you, that's the end of it. Nothing owed. If you like it, we agree the one-page plan.

    Your call
  4. Live in a week

    You send photos and anything you want shown. I finish the site, put it on your own domain and set up your Google listing.

    About 7 days
  5. Then I look after it

    Hosting, security, edits, and a monthly note on how many calls the site brought in. One price. Nothing extra.

    Every month
What the monthly price covers

Everything. That's the point of it being monthly.

No add-ons, no hosting bill from someone else, no "that's extra".

  • Design and wording done for youBuilt around what you actually do and the jobs you want more of. Not a template with your name dropped in.
  • Your real reviews, on the pageGoogle, Facebook, Trustpilot, wherever they are. Pulled through and linked back to the source.
  • A call button that works on phonesMost people look a business up on their phone. One tap rings you.
  • Hosting, security and backupsFast, secure, and backed up. You never think about it.
  • Your domain, in your nameRegistered to you from day one. It's yours whatever happens later.
  • Edits whenever you need themNew photo, new service, price change, holiday notice. Message me, it's done.
  • Google Business ProfileSet up or tidied, with the site linked, so you show on the map when people search.
  • A monthly call countHow many people tapped the call button. So you know if it's paying for itself.
  • Me, directlyNo account managers, no ticket system. You message me and I answer.

What I don't promise: a spot at the top of Google. Nobody can honestly promise that. What you get is a site that turns the people who do find you into calls.

Work

What a preview looks like, and what comes after.

Every real business on here has said yes to being shown.

  • The example preview page for Trewin Plumbing, a made-up plumber
    Example preview

    A one-page site for a plumber

    The exact format every business gets after the call: reviews, services, a call button that works, and a signature detail that's theirs. Trewin Plumbing is invented so you can see it without me showing anyone's real page before they've agreed.

    See the preview
  • Holiday-let company
    Full site · launching soon
    Full site · in progress

    Holiday lets and property management

    A fifteen-page site for a holiday-let business with two audiences: guests booking a stay and owners wanting their let managed. One site, a question on arrival, two paths. Goes live when the client says go, and the link goes here.

  • Your business
    Preview within 48 hours
    Next

    Could be yours

    If you run a business and there's no proper site with your name on it, I'll build the preview for nothing and you decide from there.

    Ask for a preview
Pricing

From £89 a month. Or pay once.

Every site is different, so the exact price comes after you've seen your preview. Two ways to pay, whichever suits you.

No VAT to add: I'm not VAT registered.

  • Monthly

    from£89/ month

    One monthly price that covers everything.

    • Nothing upfront
    • Hosting, security, edits and your domain included
    • Google Business Profile set up
    • Six-month minimum (from £534 in total), then 30 days' notice
    Get a free preview
  • Pay once

    from£795

    Own it outright, then from £25 a month for hosting and edits.

    • Half when you say go, half when it's live
    • Yours outright from day one
    • Hosting, edits and your domain for a small monthly fee
    • No minimum term
    Get a free preview
What sets your price

How much goes on the site, whether it needs extras like booking or a shop, and the size of your business. You get the exact price on the call, after you've seen your preview. No surprises later.

  • Six-month minimumCovers the build. Then rolling monthly, 30 days' notice.
  • 30-day guaranteeNot happy in the first month on monthly? It comes down, nothing more owed.
  • Buy it laterOn monthly, buy it after six months at the buyout price on your plan. Half that after a year, free after two.
  • Your domainRegistered in your name from day one. Always yours.

Pricing in your currency · the one-page plan you agree to before paying.

Questions people ask on the phone

Straight answers.

Can I pay once instead of monthly?

Yes. Every site has two prices: pay once to own it (half when you say go, half when it's live), then a small monthly care plan for hosting and edits. Or pay nothing upfront and one monthly price. Monthly is cheaper to start; owning is cheaper long-term. All the numbers are on the pricing page.

Is there a contract? Can I cancel?

On monthly, there's a six-month minimum, which covers the build. After that it's rolling monthly with 30 days' notice. If you're not happy in the first 30 days, I take it down and you owe nothing more. It all goes on one page you agree to before the first payment.

What happens to the site if I stop?

The domain name is registered in your name, so it's always yours. On monthly, the site comes down, or you can buy it: the full buyout price after six months, half that after a year, and after two years it's yours for nothing. Plenty of people then keep me on the care plan.

Can you get me to the top of Google?

Nobody can honestly promise that. What I can promise: when someone searches your name they find a proper site with your reviews and a working call button, and every month I tell you how many calls it brought in so you can see whether it's paying for itself.

I've got Facebook and Instagram. Why do I need a website?

Those are rented. They set the rules, they show your competitors next to you, and if the page goes, so does everything on it. A website is the one place online that's yours.

Is it built with AI? How is it so quick?

I use modern tools, which is why it's £89 a month and not two thousand pounds upfront. The design and the wording are done for your business, and everything on the page is checked: your real reviews, your real details, nothing invented.

How long does it take to go live?

About a week from when you send me your photos and details. The preview itself arrives within 48 hours of the call.

What do you need from me?

Ten minutes. Any registrations or accreditations you want shown, a few photos of your work, and anything you'd change on the preview. I do the rest.

Any other costs?

No. Your domain name is included and I sort it for you. Nothing else.

Do you only work with local businesses?

No. I work with businesses anywhere in the world. Everything happens online, by phone, WhatsApp and email, and the pricing page shows prices in your own currency.

Seeing it first costs you nothing. That's the no-brainer.

Tell me the name of your business and where you are. I'll look you up, build the preview and send it to your phone. No cost, no meeting, no chasing.

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